So, you’ve left the window open, and now there’s a bird flapping around your living room in a blind panic. You’re not alone – birds somehow always seem to make their way inside like it’s a game of ‘how fast can I scare the human’. But don’t fret – here’s how to calmly handle the situation without turning it into a full-blown episode of Fawlty Towers.
Step 1: Stay Calm
First things first, take a breath. Panicking and running around will only freak the bird out more, and you’ll end up with feathers everywhere. Birds are more terrified than you are, so calm is key.
Step 2: Open the Windows and Doors
Your number one goal is to give the bird an obvious escape route. Open as many windows and doors as you can – preferably the ones closest to where the bird is. Remove any obstructions in the bird’s path, like curtains or furniture, to make its flight out easier.
Step 3: Encourage It to Leave
If the bird doesn’t figure out the exit on its own, you can gently encourage it to fly in the right direction. Use a towel or large piece of cardboard to guide it toward the open window or door. Don’t chase it or try to catch it – we’re guiding, not playing tag.
Step 4: Last Resort – Capture Gently
If all else fails, you may have to carefully capture the bird. Use a towel to scoop it up (no bare hands, please), and release it outdoors. Make sure there are no pets nearby when you do – Fluffy might be too interested in your feathery guest.